Drunk of the Month

Maybe some of you folks have seen Modern Drunkard Magazine before but this is news to me. Thanks to my old pal Mike Gilbert from County Kerry for the heads-up. And their "Drunk of the Month" feature is loaded with wisdom.

From this month's top drunk:

You got twenty bucks: Two bottles of Everclear and a bottle of Liquid Smoke. That combination is called a Black Angus, and it was invented by my pal The Crayfish. If you need training wheels, you can bite into a wedge of medium-rare sirloin burger.

and:

Why we must drink: Because I don’t like going home with money in my pocket. When I wake up in the afternoon and find big wads of cash in my pants, man, I just want to beat the hell out of myself. I mean, really. Posted by Jim at April 11, 2003 01:09 PM