July 29, 2004

Best Bleeding Interview Ever

Barry: Matt just stuck his finger into a Budweiser can and -- I hope this will appear -- is now bleeding from a self-inflicted wound. And you know what? We’re now on the wrong side of the security, so there’s no hope for you. We can’t get you any help.
Posted by Jim at 08:54 AM

July 14, 2004

Asinine Quote of the Day

"I would argue that the future of our country hangs in the balance because the future of marriage hangs in the balance," said Sen. Rick Santorum, a leader in the fight to approve the measure. "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"

Posted by Jim at 03:10 PM

July 07, 2004

Fun on the Front Page

At least The Post had a sense of humor about thier “Gaffe-hardt.”

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And the New York Daily News was still laughing. The News even sent the Post editors a case of cheap sparkling wine to cheer them up.

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Posted by Jim at 03:21 PM

July 06, 2004

Editor Too Colorful for Johnstown, PA

David Levine, the colorful -- critics said too colorful -- editor whose blazing headlines and sharp-elbowed style enlivened the Johnstown Tribune-Democrat, was fired yesterday.

Levine was my editor when I started on the old Hudson Dispatch back when I was a 19-year-old with a couple Nikons. I can still hear him banging his fist on the desk and screaming, "Looney, where are my pictures!" And I can still see his weekly use of headlines like "Hoboken Horror!" and "Turnpike Terror!"

Good Luck in the job hunt, Dave.

Posted by Jim at 10:17 AM

Dewey Beats Truman

Run right out and get your collector's edition of today's New York Post.

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Posted by Jim at 09:42 AM